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People are getting their faces bit off by their beloved freak-ass illegal animal pets. Discuss.

Madge and Dave unload about alligators, lions and chimpanzees, oh my. (Week of December 17, 2010)

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This one goes to...eleven. Madge & Dave return from their hiatus and kick-start 2013 into high gear with all new episodes.

Madge and Dave return from beyond to discuss everything they missed unloading about in 2012. Such things like Linsday Lohan, Rhianna, Amanda Bynes, Owl City, The Hunger Games and zombies. Also, new feature The Boring-est, I Don’t Get Helen Hunt and a listener unload about ear lobe discs. Plus, the uselessness of gymnastics and gym wipers. Oh, and Madge sees spiders. (Week of December 31, 2012)

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It's anyone's guess just when food has gone completely bad. Madge & Dave try to decipher the complicated codes that denote as such.

Madge and Dave discuss expiration dates. (Originally from December 11, 2010)

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Madge and Dave discuss where they’ve been, when they’re coming back and why they were gone. Oh, and Madge lifts us up where we belong. (Week of November 7, 2011)

For all those wondering — yes, Madge & Dave are currently enjoying their first hiatus from the podcast in one and a half years. You see, when you do a show every single week for eighteen months, sometimes it is good for the creative juices to take a break, eat nothing but marzipan and martinis, and recharge those batteries.

So, in the meantime, there’s hundreds of episodes for you to listen to. We will be back before you can spell a really complicated word that Madge couldn’t spell herself.


Madge and Dave give thanks in their own back-handed complimentary kind of way. (Originally from November 25, 2010)

Madge and Dave discuss Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Charlie Sheen, The Emmys, Big Brother, Star Wars and the Lion King (again). Also, another edition of Shut Up, I Don’t Get Desperate Housewives and why Lost’s Matthew Fox is an ass. Plus, why fantasy football is like a ponzi scheme, why Madge hates dumb people and why cats are evil. Oh, and Dave forgets all about the floats. (Week of September 12, 2011)